tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

cyberfry:

a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

comedium:

So many bad jokes about Brazil vs Germany now. I can’t take it an neymar

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge